What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Where do books sleep?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?