What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's the opposite of irony?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?