What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?