What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you call siblings who love math?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's the richest basketball team?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Which animals make the best football players?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?