What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why is summer always sad?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?