Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

How does a penguin build its house?