What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What's the most determined bird?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why did the echo get detention?