What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What's the holiest insect?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why was the broom late for school?