What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?