What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?