What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How does dinner smell?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?