What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do you organize a space party?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do cats wear to work?
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