Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the mime upset?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
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