What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's the opposite of irony?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?