Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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