Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
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