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What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

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