Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
When should you start writing a book?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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