What do you call a Zen egg?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What animal has more lives than a cat?