Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?