Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's the ocean's favorite song?