Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What birds make average students?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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