How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's E.T. short for?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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