What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?