What car is the perfect size for mice?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call a dog in space?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do diners never serve lobster?