What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How do snowmen get information?

Why is furniture so generous?