Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What kind of bird can write?