What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
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