What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?