What fish only swims at night?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which insect makes the best father?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?