Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
It's allergy season again?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
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