Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do cows wear bells?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!