Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do cows go to New York?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the bud so shy?
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