Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
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What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
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