Why did the duck cross the road?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why are turtles so shy?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do nosey peppers do?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call siblings who love math?