Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What's a forklift?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?