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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why do two skunks argue?