Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call two birds in love?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What style of music weighs the most?