What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Do dads always snore?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Who invented fractions?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?