What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Which former US President was always cold?

Where does food go to take a nap?