Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?