What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Which farm animals are famous painters?