What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?