What is the opposite of coffee?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?