What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's the holiest insect?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
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