What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?