Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

How was the wedding?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?