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How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

How much does freedom weigh?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's the laziest vegetable?