Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?