Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why was the mime upset?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?