Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What season begins with a thud?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?