What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you say if you meet a toad?