Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?