What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you give a sick pig?