What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did one plate say to the other?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?