What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What fairy loves to count?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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