Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why was the cat so small?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?