Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What day never takes itself seriously?