Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?