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Why did the barber win the race?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did you learn in school today, son?

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Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

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