If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What insect thinks it's a dog?