What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Where do hamsters come from?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?