Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?