How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?