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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

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Which celebrity became a great detective?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How do you wash a lamb?