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What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why are goats so funny?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

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What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

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