Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What type of dog loves to take showers?