Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What game do bats excel at?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?