What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?