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What do you call a flying police officer?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What sweet treat never panics?