What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How does the sun listen to music?

Which family member is always relieved?

How do hurricanes see?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How do you compliment a cat?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?