What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?