What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which relative loves rice?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What bee is good for your health?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What color are all the books in the library?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?