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What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?