What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
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