What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?