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What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What color are all the books in the library?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What goes zzub, zzub?

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How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?