What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why was the musician arrested?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?