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How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?