What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?