Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Where do cows go for lunch?

When do cows get tired?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?