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What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why are cars magic?