Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Where do termites go camping?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?