What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's black and white and red all over?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why was the tire self-conscious?