What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a henway?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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