What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the echo get detention?