What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
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What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is the most adorable season?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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