What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

We had a discussion about roses.

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you call a pig thief?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

That bird won't stop squawking.