Why do vampires always look sick?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why was the cat so small?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?