What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
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