Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

How do you get kids to do something?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a small mom?

What's the richest basketball team?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?