Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
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