Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!