Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Surprise!!!!
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
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