Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
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