What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What kind of bird can write?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?