Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What says: oom oom oom?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Which insect makes the best father?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's the loudest Christmas song?