What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?