What do you call two birds stuck together?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?