What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
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