Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do goats and moms have in common?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?