When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
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