What is a vampire's favorite sport?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?