When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What are baby potatoes called?
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