When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where do baby apes sleep?
When do astronauts eat?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
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