Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?