Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a small mom?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?