What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Bears love exotic cars.

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?