What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?