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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?