What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How do fireflies start a race?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

How do birds threaten one another?