What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What's the politest month?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

A book just fell on my head.

What kind of books do boats write?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?