Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?