What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?