What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Which state has the best streets?