What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How do you measure a millennial?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?