What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why are trees always so positive?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why didn't the melons get married?