What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

How do baseball players always stay cool?