Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do termites go camping?