How does one gelatin greet another?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?