What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?