What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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