What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?