What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
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