What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?