Why did the chicken cross the net?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?