What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did one plate say to the other?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?