How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
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