Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the shower say to the toilet?