How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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