How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
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