How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
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What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
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