What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do math teachers eat?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How do locomotives know where to go?