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How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

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What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

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Why are winter days great?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?