What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
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