What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is blue and not heavy?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
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