Where can you always get cheap gas?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why was the math book sad?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did the person sit on the clock?