What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you arrest a pig?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
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