What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the musician arrested?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
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