What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why was the musician arrested?

How can you make 7 even?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?