What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?