What do you call a dog that meditates?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?