What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why are grandkids so great?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?